A quick post this because I am pushed for time.
I would, if I could, live in London. Sadly, it isn’t too be.
But if it was, it would be this one.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-85752455.html
Because of this.

I’d live in this house because whoever is selling it clearly doesn’t care that there’s a mannequin, naked, apart from a hat, in one of the bedrooms. Of course, there are other reasons I’d buy it. I’d buy it so I could go and watch Haringey Borough who play up the road in the Isthmian League, and because I could get a job at Haringey council and walk to work (I do housing as a day job). I’d also buy it because it’s one of the bits of London that I like. Normal people live here. Normal people.
It’s a pretty average sort of house to be honest, but it is the area you pay for.
For London, this with its three bedrooms is cheap. It’s more on the Wood Green end of White Hart Lane than the Tottenham end, and Wood Green is a pretty decent place if you’re normal and down to earth. So is Tottenham.
To do it credit, it looks like this from the front.

The rest of it needs a lot of work. But it is £425k. Which will get you a quite nice house somewhere equally not as nice, but much blander, like Medway (where I live).
I fancy a pint.
You’ve got plenty of options. Wood Green has all the chain bars, as well as good old fashioned drinkers’ pubs, and craft beer etc etc places like Earth Tap, which is actually an old bus that also sells soup with some interesting DIY enterprise type shops around it.
The rest of London is on the tube.
I want to buy this house but only if they include the mannequin.
Cool. Nice one. It’s being marketed by Anthony Pepe of ever so cool Green Lanes, and you can ring Tony as I like to call him on 020 3858 2963. I reckon the mannequin, which is a bit Luther to be honest, will make the chattels list if you ask.